I found this very interesting and hope you do to. I haven't always been one, so, I've made a point to try and be a better listener. I also don't take compliments very well. Something for me to work on.
I'm on my way to work, in the dark, when I see some deer to my right. The road is ice and snow covered, so I'm going slow, the deer running along side. One of them must not have liked running in the deep snow, so she comes onto the road, and BAM............
I usually make fun of the people who shop on Black Friday or Cyber Monday. Why fight the huge crowds on Black Friday? Why do I 'have' to shop online on Monday? The deals are just as good at other times.
I had a dashboard warning light come on, so I took my truck to a tranny buddy who has a computer diagnostic device. We hooked it up, said there were two different battery sensors that looked to be bad.
There's a guy in England who is a George Clooney look-a-like. Some dude offered him $8,800 bucks to sleep with his wife as part of her birthday celebration. The husband said "we have an open relationship, she's mad about Clooney, and I can't get him, so I'm asking you".