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The Ozarks.... What can you say? The Ozarks are awesome. I've lived here all of my life and I can't get enough of it. I've heard some people complain about it being boring, but I'm here to tell you, if you look hard enough, there's never a dull moment.
You've probably heard of peopleofwalmart.com. which is just how it sounds. It's a website devoted to the interesting people seen at Wal-mart. You know the ones I'm talking about... The ones that have no concept of what to wear in public. It's very entertaining.
Well, I'm a big believer that there should be a website devoted to the people of the Ozarks. If everyone in the area would get on board with this and take pictures of the interesting things and people they see, it would be a huge hit, no question.
For example: I was driving down Grand St. today at about 2pm and I saw a guy walking from his house, to his truck in nothing but a thong. Yes, that kinda thong. It was the middle of the day and anyone who drove by could see him. I saw it with my own eyes and am scarred for life. For the sake of everyone who didn't have to witness it, I wouldn't want anyone to post a picture of something like this, but you get the idea.
Another example: A couple weeks ago a man was walking his pet raccoon.... You read that right. He had a leash on the raccoon while he was walking. He then stopped by a tree to let the raccoon climb it, then picked him out of the tree and walked off with the animal on his shoulder. I've watched the exterminator shows and I've seen the movies and I want nothing to do with raccoons, let alone have one as a pet.
Things like this happen all the time in the area and they need to be documented. I don't have the time or ability to make such a website and I'm fine with someone else doing it. I will get paid in hours and hours of entertainment in return for the idea. So, if you are able, I beg you, please make a "People of the Ozarks" website. It'll be huge.
Yes, I'm well aware this video has nothing to do with my post. But, like I say, when in doubt, post a Taylor Swift video.